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improbablecarny:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A TINY BIRD SNEEZING

(via lanii)

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(Source: xcyst, via quietsparrow)

4fagsunderthestars:

4fagsunderthestars:

hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?

i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties

yes i do

no one can twerk dat ass like you

i swear its true

if you keep reblogging this I will eat your parents

(via sammyisfat)

Just so you know…

Don’t kiss your lover on the mouth when they’re asleep. It will feel like you’re kissing a lifeless doll.

#advice  #kissing  #kiss  #husband  #lover  #love  

I fucked up